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      hortense is minding her p's and q's...and your aeiou's.

      • hortense commented on 22 Questions We Wish We'd Asked Sarah Palin

        "Do you feel that abstinence-only education failed your daughter, Bristol?"
        http://jezebel.com/5095135/#c9039552 6:07 PM on Nov 20


      • hortense commented on Reader Roundup

        "@AbbyNormal: Ooh!"
        http://jezebel.com/5094875/#c9037438 4:48 PM on Nov 20


      • hortense commented on Reader Roundup

        "I loved that one. Also: I now want some biscuits."
        http://jezebel.com/5094875/#c9037304 4:44 PM on Nov 20


      • hortense commented on Oldies But Goodies

        "@union lizard: Ha!"
        http://jezebel.com/5093011/#c9037174 4:39 PM on Nov 20


      • hortense commented on Karolina Kurkova, Icon To Those With No Navels

        "@ineffable.me: Wah wah wah waaaaaaaah! You have no idea how much it pained me to type the word "outtie.""
        http://jezebel.com/5094835/#c9037143 4:38 PM on Nov 20


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        "If it was a hernial operation or some such, wouldn't there be a scar?"
        http://jezebel.com/5094835/#c9036994 4:34 PM on Nov 20


      • hortense commented on Karolina Kurkova, Icon To Those With No Navels

        "Labiaplasty was bad enough."
        http://jezebel.com/5094835/#c9036945 4:33 PM on Nov 20


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        "The best part?"
        http://jezebel.com/5093011/#c9036846 4:30 PM on Nov 20


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        "@jackandginger: HA!"
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      AuntieBee on Nov 13, 2008

      Thanks for fixing my comment-powers. You are my hero.


      hortense on Nov 13, 2008

      Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!


      hortense on Nov 12, 2008

      Hey doves-
      We are having some technical issues- hang in there.
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      Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008

      Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.


      ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008

      hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.

      edna


      BrutallyHonestBabes on Oct 31, 2008

      You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!


      emsigh_the_third on Oct 27, 2008

      I sent you an email. I would like a response. Thank you.


      Jubilaya on Oct 25, 2008

      the cutest thing I have seen all year...


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      katekate is squared on Oct 24, 2008

      It's probably too late to nominate worstie, but can this at least get disemvoweled?

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      bria on Oct 21, 2008

      Can you rally the troops?

      the consumerist used "rape" as a verb when talking about a high APR and now its commenters are making rape jokes.
      Somebody PLEASE come over there and fight the good fight with me:

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      hortense on Oct 15, 2008

      Hey Doves-

      If you're having technical problems, please send them to me at commenters@jezebel dot com, so I can forward them on to the tech dept. for you. Thanks!



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